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callofdudes · 2 years ago

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Slapping their ass-

(Because why not right?)

Ghost

You and Simon had only been dating for six months. While those six months had been rough, you found it rewarding that Simon had come to trust you a little more than before. He allowed you to touch him in private much more than he typically would. He no longer reprimanded you for pulling his mask up enough for a quick kiss. The two of you were sparring when it happened. Ghost threw a right hook which you managed to dodge. You slipped in behind him and as a last minute thought you reached out your hand and slapped him right across the ass. It happened before you knew it happened and both of you froze. He turned to look back at you, eye twitching. There was an uncomfortably long silence where you both just kind of took in the moment. One about to kill and one about to be killed. "Simon... I-"

"Run."

You're not in too much trouble, don't be scared of him ;)

Soap

It was a dare because of course it was. You were sitting on a training mat with Gaz who held your feet as you finished your situps. You were going back over sml banter when you might have let it slip that you thought how cute Soap's ass looked in those stupidly tight workout shorts he sometimes wore on hot days. It was ridiculous not to look at him. Next thing you knew you were locked into the typical peer pressure of a dare. Soap was talking with Price when you walked up super casual. He nodded to your captain and politely smiled at Soap. "Mornin' Soap." He was about to reply when your hand came up behind him and smacked him right on those stupid shorts. You tried not to laugh at the look of shock and walked away. Once he recovered he smirked and ran after you, fully intending to slap you back. When he did, both of you laughed it off. This was a one time thing and totallynotthenewwayyougreeteachotherinthemorning-

Gaz

A mission. Both of you were camped out on a roof top. While you had taken position with your sniper Gaz held his eyes on the three entrances from the building and up to the roof you were both on. You had been sitting there for a grueling fifty minutes, making sure no one was left when you heard the call from Price that you were safe. Almost immediately you both sighed. You dropped the gun and covered your face, feeling about ready to cry you were so relieved. Gaz came over and sat down, smiling at you. "We're all good Y/n." He placed his hand hesitantly on the small of your back. "I think I need a minute." He nodded and patted your back and got up. When you were ready you got up and met him by the ladder with your stuff. He started going to the ladder last and on the way you reached your hand up and slapped him as hard as you could. "That's for scaring me back there." He froze for a second before nodding. "Can we continue this at home??" He's asking for a friend.

Price

Price was not having a fun day. In fact, he was having a, for lack of a better word, a shit day. He has been sitting there doing paperwork for what felt like hours. He admitted that his body relaxed when you walked in. You carried a warm cup of coffee in one hand and some food from the mess hall in the other. "Figured you'd be in here. Doing ok?" He nodded and stood, kissing you when you reached his desk. You placed down the items in your hands and rubbed his cheek. "Don't be too hard on yourself. I still need you in working order y'know." He scoffed. "And for what necessity would I need to be working, love?" You kissed his cheek again. "Don't get cocky now." His hands moved down to your spine to caress your hips. "Never." You both chuckled softly. You pulled away to let him sit, but as he was turning around he felt your hand slap him hard across the ass. He whipped around and you knew to run. You made it almost to the door before his body slammed into you. He pressed you against the wall and raised your arms above your head. "Whatever will I do with you." He chuckled. You didn't leave that office for a good bit. :)

König

You were late to the mess hall. You had guests over so the night before had been a hectic mix of parting and games. Probably wasn't the best thing in the world, but your hangover was only mild at most.

When you walked in everyone was at their tables talking to each other. You almost didn't notice that mountain of a man by the mess hall table of food until you got there. König was flipping through what looked to be a news paper absent mindedly, with no care for your existence. Poor thing was probably feeling to shy to sit down.

You grabbed your food but before going to your table you reached your hand down and slapped his ass, accompanied by your firm grip to get his attention. He whipped around, shaking and spluttering surprised. Everyone looked at the two of you, causing him to panic and attempt to hide himself again. "Come sit with me." You urged in a not so friendly tone. You could see him shaking in either fear or embarrassment. He grabbed his food, muttering as he followed you to a table.

Alejandro

He did it to you first. And after he did, the little shit took every precaution to make sure you couldn't physically do it back. He had cornered you by the wash hall and slapped you hard enough to mark with a comment about your previous nights escepades. You had been embarrassed, but Rodolfo was regularly exposed to your interesting relationship to care much. He just continued on and started to shower like nothing had happened. You forgot about the Cartel and every heist, scheme, robbery. Your new mission was to get him back. And you did. The poor boys when they first met you they knew they were in for it. Alejandro had gotten out to greet the guests, and you felt inclined to as well. That and the seating arrangement needed to change. So when he opened the door for Ghost you saw your opportunity. Before he could get another word out you slapped him so hard across that stupid little ass of his he just went wide eyes. Jaw open. You smirked and loudly proclaimed, "Finally! Dumb Vaquero!" He turned back to you and smirked. "Mi vida, guests." You stuck out your tongue. "Which means you can't do nothing about it." You were wrong. He did do something about it. He was still very proud you managed to one-up him.

Rodolfo

You were making breakfast and casually talking. The others weren't quite up yet, so you two had made a point to be quite. Rodolfo had an apron to keep his uniform clean, which to yours and everyone else's realization made his hips just that more prominent. He was casually flipping an egg when you walked by to grab the flower. Your hand slipped from your pocket and full on grabbed this man's ass. He gasped when you let go and turned to berate you. He scolded you as blush saturated his cheeks. His pink nose reminding you of a certain reindeer. You smiled. "What will you do about it?" Your smile didn't last long. He pulled you by the strap of your sweater, slammed you into the sink bent over and smacked you as hard as he could with the spatula in his hand. Rodolfo leaned into your ear and huffed. "Don't do that again, or next time I might not be so nice." Needless to say you did it again.

First time doing this, hope it was ok ✌️😅

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talea456 · 3 months ago

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Thoughts on The Double rewatch

tl/dr: The FML & SML romantic contrasts sum up like this:

Shen Yurong: Hello my darling, self-sacrificing trophy-wife. Your hands shouldn't touch weapons. They should only do dainty female things.

Xiao Heng: What's up, my fierce wild-cat? OMG your brain is sooooo freakin' sexy, btw. What? You need help learning how to kill someone? Hell yeah, Queen! *grabs her hand and head straight to the armory*

Like, seriously. Every time Shen Yurong has visions and/or flashbacks to his wife, it's basically Xue Fangfei giving c-drama tradwife vibes every time. She's either playing music, doing some calligraphy, or helping him out by selling her things and/or giving him advice constantly.

BUT every time Xiao Heng is seen thirsting over Jiang Li/XFF, it's when she's doing 5-D chess with politicians and talking herself and her family members out of trouble.

Just LOOK at him absolutely LOVING her fucking up the Li family plans. Man is totally turned on by how fucking SMART and CAPABLE she is.

Like, one thing about this scene in episode 16 is that I thought the ML was going to come running to protect/help out the FL here. I've watched enough c-dramas to expect that, ya know?

But not our man Duke Su! He's like: She's totally got this...And I should probably stay seated to manage my giant boner rn anyways.

And how green flag is that "advice" he gives her about not compromising herself & become a different person for someone else in ep 31???? It's pretty dang green, guys.

Point is: Shen Yurong only saw her as a trophy/trad-wife. Xiao Heng sees, and loves, ALL of her.

#the double #cdrama #xue fangfei #xiao heng #shen yurong #jiang li #xiao heng x jiang li #get you a man and all that #xiao heng is like that quote from Gallavant about Izzy being so pretty and not just her face but her brain...#her beautiful brain just threw up all over her face

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carlyleandco · 7 months ago

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okay my fellow Cdrama fanatics, I’m in need of some recs as someone who is still fairly new to the scene…

Historical Cdramas I’ve enjoyed

Story of Minglan ~ this show is my Roman Empire…like I don’t go more than a couple of days without thinking about it. Love how much depth there was to the characters and their relationships. I got so much satisfaction from watching Minglan run circles around every one else using her intelligence and wits. Every time Gu Tingye popped up in the background as her backup support I lost it! Talk about power couple.

Love Like the Galaxy ~ first historical Cdrama I have watched and apart from Minglan, I think it has ruined the rest for me. This drama has so many layers. Niao Niao is an intelligent, and opportunistic female lead. She is unabashedly herself, and the story is not afraid to depict her as unlikeable at first instance. I deeply appreciated the focus on female relationships and family. And Ling Buyi has ruined all other antiheroes for me lmao

Destined ~ I thought this one would be on par with Minglan at first, but it did lose its way in the latter half. I felt the female lead was relegated to the background, which was frustrating as they built her up to be this shrewd businesswoman and then we never get to see her in action. I did appreciate how wholesome and untoxic Jiu Si was as a romantic lead. I thought her relationship with the SML could have been drawn out more, however.

Romance of Tiger and Rose ~ I don’t think this drama is anywhere on par with the above three, but I still enjoyed it. Definitely a fun and unserious romp. Zhou Lu Si is just so likeable in all her roles.

Xianxia I’ve enjoyed:

Love and Redemption ~ I literally fell down a hole with this drama. I could not stop watching. Even though the female leads starts with that token immaturity Cdramas are known for, it’s explained in-world and she goes through a noticeable growth/stepping into adulthood arc. I also LOVED how powerful she was and how often she got to use her powers. Also the romance? Sifeng?!!? Yeah I was a mess. However, one thing that irritated me was the lack of agency Xuan Ji had toward the end of the show.

Eternal Love ~ it’s a classic for a reason. I loved Bai Qian’s resolve, steadfastness, and maturity. Her relationship with Ye Hau blossomed naturally, and they had different obstacles to face as a couple as opposed to what I have seen so far.

Love Between Fairy and Devil ~ speaks for itself, and I love enemies to lovers.

Extra: points if the female lead is powerful, or is on a journey to realising her power. Whether that’s through her intelligence, empathy, or in the case of xianxia, actual mystical power. Bonus points if she’s a character like Xuan Ji who can go supernova and destroy everyone lol

Historical dramas I have not enjoyed:

The Sword and the Brocade ~ I didn’t even finish this one. My overall impression was, having already finished Minglan prior, eating cardboard after having been to a 5 star Michelin restaurant. Everything was so bland and dull, even down to the cinematography.

Princess Silver ~ I dragged myself to the finish line with this one. The plot just became so utterly ludicrous and relied on the audience being invested in the main leads without actually letting them spend screen time together. I also hated that we had glimpses of the female leads power but that she never got to fully realise this. Just overly contrived and trite.

Xianxia I did not enjoy

Ashes of Love ~ this was the first xianxia I ever watched some years back. Given I was new to the genre, I think I found some of the characteristic features a bit jarring and I stopped watching Cdramas as a result. If I watched it again I may be able to make it through. Ultimately, I just could not stomach how naive the main female character. I understand this is typical, but it was another level of nauseating that I have not found an equal to since.

#need recs badly!#cdrama #chinese drama #the story of minglan #love like the galaxy #destined #eternal love #ten miles of peach blossoms #love and redemption #love between fairy and devil #romance of tiger and rose #kinda tossing up between love and destiny / joy of life / maiden holmes #three lives three worlds #tmopb #cdramaedit

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lynxxjay · 5 months ago

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My boy finally gets his vacation in that one video 🎉🎉

#art #flipaclip #sml #doodles #supermariologan #digital art #sml fanart #flipaclip art #sml chef pee pee #he's talking on the phone with Braxton like in the vid

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pleasantspark · 2 months ago

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Jeffy's 20th Birthday vs Masquerade: How one message failed and another one fixed it.

Cw // CSA, SA, ABUSE, Child Abuse

Note: I am aware that SML has in the past did tasteless shit, but in this entire video, it has handled it properly. SML is capable of handling serious topics in which Hazbin failed to do.

SuperMarioLogan is a puppet indie tv webseries where Logan Thirtyacre and a bunch of his friends record videos that were originally for adults but has somehow catered to kids.

These videos are true edgy, and inapproperiate and somewhat even NSFW. Today we'll be talking about Jeffy's Birthday. Which was uploaded 10 days after my 20th birthday.

Jeffy's 20th Birthday comprised heavily of flashbacks abour Jeffy's childhood, and compared to Masquerade was handled better than what the message was about, it didn't have the main villain act all goofy and menacing and it showed that the person being abused did not like it.

In J2B, Feebee was sexually assaulted by CJ, and we see the mental toll it took on both her and Jeffy. Jeffy was obviously traumatized due to his guilt of not protecting his sister. Even mentions of the guy flies Feebee into fear.

Fear.

In which Val lacks to put into Angel Dust, to me, Angel Dust seems like he wants the poison. I know some victims go back to their abusers, but Angel Dust only did because it was for plot reasons and a major disagreement with Husk. It seems forced and almost for the sake of people wanting HuskerDust.

Angel compared to Feebee feels no genuine fear, other than having a panic attack at the end of Poison, he for the most part spends his time listening to Val's abuse. If anything, it seems like Angel tolerates being yelled. Which is a form of abuse.

Feebee reacting negatively to being SA by CJ coupled with the fact of Jeffy bearing witness to his sister's abuse caused him to hurt CJ, what has Husk done in order to stop Val?

Nothing.

He has done nothing to stop Val, other than to babysit Angel Dust at the "consent" club, Husk is NOT suitable to be Angel Dust's partner, he's just babysitting a grown man who Made his choices and every now and then he's living like there's no tommorrow.

Angel Dust's poor characterization and sudden switchup seems forced, and unlike Feebee was "able" to stick up to his abuser, Feebee never had the chance to do so.

She died after getting hit by a truck (more precisely Woody's truck.), by the end of the video, Jeffy advenges his sister and kills CJ.

So in conclusion, Jeffy's 20th Birthday showcases actual trauma and reactions by a victim of abuse. Rather than Angel Dust, who we see is being babysat by Husk in Episode 6. It's ridiculous to think he's supposed to represent a victim of abuse when its giving me mixed signals.

#helluva boss #helluva boss critical #vivziepop critical #vivziepop #vivziepop criticism #helluva boss criticism #anti-vivziepop #helluva boss critique #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel #cw sa mention #cw sa #cw csa #cw csa mention

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chackyxyooj · 2 months ago

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A Quiet Hug

Where he only confesses because he doesn’t want to lose you.

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Description: Gene was supposed to be your best friend with no strings attached. Well, turns out he was a lot more attached to you than he thought. || Hurt/No Comfort, Angst.

Pairing: MS!Gene X Reader

WC: ~1.7K

CW: Angst without a happy ending.

SMLS Masterlist

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Gene leans against the door to your apartment as he patiently waits for your return. He knows the code to enter if he needs to, but there’s nothing inside that he needs. Without you, that apartment holds no value to the boy. So now he stands waiting while recounting the moments which led him here in the first place.

At first it was a single moment. A single instance in your two long years of friendship that caused a strange pull in Gene’s chest. He wasn’t sure what it was specifically, but something in that moment made Gene look at you. Like, really look at you.

Before that day he’d never noticed the direction your lips curved when you smiled. He never noticed the spark in your eyes when you start to ramble on, nor the slight pep in your step whenever you had a surprise in store. Despite how much Gene thought he knew you, you always managed to prove him wrong.

Maybe it’s normal for friends to always be learning new things about each other; to pay attention to one’s little quirks as they become more accustomed to one another. It’s definitely normal to get excited when you make plans with your friends, so the rapid beating of Gene’s heart whenever the two of you made plans is probably normal too.

It wasn’t until Gene was alone with you, your arm brushing up against his as he looked out into the night, that he realised the way he felt was different.

He wanted to listen to you talk forever. To have you by his side like this all of the time. It was only a matter of time, Gene thinks, before something like this happened. Gene’s soft spot for you has never been a secret, but how else are you supposed to treat your best friend? Gene didn’t want to question it; he shouldn’t have questioned it. Growing to be your best friend was the only thing that Gene never dared to question, but as Gene desperately tried to pull his attention away from you, he couldn’t.

So right then and there, in that moment of shared solace, Gene buried the secret that had been welling up deep inside of him.

The longer Gene held onto his secret, the more it consumed him. Playful words slowly became his truths, and soft looks became reserved for you and you alone. Sometimes his secret was like an old friend - kind and familiar. And sometimes it was an addiction - a feeling that gripped him so tightly that he might just die from it, but something he would surely die without. At this rate Gene would never escape the walls he so carelessly built around himself, but was he really willing to risk it all?

He thought about telling you the truth, to have himself on full display for you to see, but the fear of losing everything good outweighed the prospect of anything he might’ve had to gain. He decided it was better not to tell you. He swore that he would never tell you, but even that was a promise that ended up broken.

Gene knows you better than he’d ever admit. He knows your smiles and he knows your laughs, but the look you have whenever you’re with them is different. Gene has never seen you look at someone with such warmth before. He’s never seen you act as brashly as you do. The only thing it could be compared to was the secret that was held captive within Gene himself.

Catching you sitting and laughing so casually with someone else - it hurt. Things like that aren’t supposed to hurt. Best friends are supposed to be happy for each other when things like this happen, so why did it feel like the weight of the world was dropped onto his shoulders? Feeling like that was awful, but knowing that he had no right to feel that way made it ten times worse.

And then came the day he knew would come: the day you were no longer his.

You came to Gene bearing what you thought was good news, but the news of finding a partner was the last thing Gene wanted to hear about. He knew it was coming, he’d seen it coming from miles away, but that didn’t mean he wanted to know. And the fact that Gene was the first person you told… that was what managed to pry Gene’s secret right from between his lips.

Everything that Gene so brashly shut away came out like a flood. It was almost cruel. The secret that held Gene captive for so long poured from his lips and drowned you out.

In the moment it felt right to say it. Gene didn’t want to lose you to someone else. He couldn’t bear to see you go, but he hadn’t meant to drive you away either. Every fear Gene held - they became his reality. You pushed him away. You avoided his calls. Now he sits against your apartment door in hopes that when you come home you won’t be tempted to shut him out for good.

So Gene waits. A minute passes. Then fifteen. Then thirty.

Confusion and frustration begin to set in as Gene realises how irrationally he’s acting. It wasn’t fair of him to confess his feelings like that. It wasn’t fair to hold them back throughout the friendship. It’s not fair that he fooled you into believing that he was your best friend when in reality he wanted you in a way you hadn’t wanted him.

Hell, was it even fair to be waiting outside your apartment? Gene never gets a chance to answer that question for himself. Not when he hears you call his name, and definitely not when you’re standing right in front of him with a confused smile.

“Gene?” You call out to the boy, standing a few paces down the hall as you approach your front door. “What are you doing here?”

Gene’s head snaps up as he hears your voice. He can’t help the guilt that gathers in his expression. “I was waiting for you…” He manages to say, his voice uncharacteristically soft and hesitant. Gene knows he must look pathetic, but none of that matters right now. To him, all that matters is the fact that you don’t push him away.

“Gene…” You sigh. “It’s the middle of fall and you’re not even wearing a jacket.”

“I know, and I’m sorry but I-” Gene swallows as he attempts to keep his tone flat but that makes the tremble in his voice more obvious. “I needed to talk to you.”

“Okay, I’m here. What do you need to talk about?” You kneel down in front of Gene, reaching forward and gently cupping his face with your hands in an effort to get him to look at you. No matter how cruel it might’ve been, you should’ve pulled away when you felt him leaning into your touch.

After all, the way you wipe away his tears is so much worse.

Gene looks into your eyes, his breath coming out in a shaky exhale. He knows you don’t feel the same way he does. He knows you’re hearing him out because he’s your friend - not that knowing makes him feel any better about any of this.

“I…” Gene stutters, his voice choked with emotion. “I’m sorry.”

“I’m sorry too.” You apologise, but your apology only makes Gene feel worse about himself. “I wasn’t trying to hurt you by avoiding you, but I didn’t know how to give myself space to process everything. I shouldn’t have done that but I… things have changed between us.”

Gene closes his eyes as he focuses on the feeling of your hands against his skin. It brings a sense of comfort and familiarity that he desperately craves, but he knows it’s wrong.

When Gene opens his eyes, he looks at you with a soft gaze. “I don’t want to lose you.”

“You know I’ll never stop being your friend.”

“I know that, but-!” Gene feels a pang of desperation as you assure him that you’ll always be friends. His need for reassurance and his need to be close to you is too much. Without much thought Gene reaches up and takes your hands from his face, his fingers intertwining with yours as he holds them close to his chest. “I don’t know if I can do that anymore.”

“Gene-”

“Please just listen to me for a moment.” Pleads Gene. "I know I've been a jerk to you, and I know that my confession was pathetic and rushed, and not tactful in the slightest, but when you told me that you were going out with some other person I panicked. I wanted to wait for a better time to tell you the truth about how I felt but there was never a good time. Maybe I picked the worst time possible, but I knew that if I didn't tell you I'd regret it for the rest of my life. So please..."

Gene’s grip on your hands tightens. The nod of understanding you give is piercing, yet the boy somehow manages to steel his nerves enough to hold your gaze. Before you have a chance to give your reply, Gene pulls you forward and wraps his arms around you. In his mind he knows that you should push him away, but in his heart he desperately wants you to stay.

“Please don’t pull away.” Gene softly pleads while pulling you closer to himself. “Please let me hold you. Just for a minute.”

You take a deep breath, closing your eyes as the cool autumn air fills your lungs. In hindsight, all of the clues were there. The way he treated you, the way he teased you, even the little things he did were, in hindsight, his desperate attempts at conveying his true feelings to you. Despite every moment shared, Gene ended up confessing his secret at the worst time. That is something neither of you can fix.

At first it was a single moment. A single instance in your two long years of friendship that caused the most painful twist inside of Gene’s chest. When here and now become then and there, when this moment of shared solace is but a memory to you both, Gene will bury the secret he so carelessly confessed to you. But for now, just for today, all Gene wants to do is hold you.

When all is said and done, Gene knows that this is the last time he’ll get to hold you this way.

#mystreet x reader #gene #gene x reader #angst #hurt/no comfort

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